you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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