we have officially lost it.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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