Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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