i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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