I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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