I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
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Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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