chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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