Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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