i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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