I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
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when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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