I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
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how drunk are you?
Several
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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