Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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