sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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