Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
