Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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