Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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