porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.