question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants