Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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