Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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