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porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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