uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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