On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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