i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
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Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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