This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
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I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Shame is for Republicans.
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