Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
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How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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