Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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