And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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