You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
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There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face