on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
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I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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