How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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