yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
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This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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