M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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