At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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