i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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