Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
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The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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