Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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