Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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