Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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