You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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