Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
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On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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