Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
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He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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