And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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