That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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