even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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