READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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