why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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