That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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