i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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