it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
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