This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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