I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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