I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
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I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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