at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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