So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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